The Quarrel Times

By Neon

The Quarrel Times, the most irregular community newsletter provided by Quarrel members for Quarrel members. Quarrel Times may publish several issues per day to not even one issue a month. Content found in this paper are entirely targeted at NO ONE. Any resemblances to any existing people, characters or things are absolutely intentional and totally not coincidental. Our aim is to provide the most crappiest news for worthless purposes. If you find it entertaining, please feel free to pass this free copy around.

~Annihilation~

The self proclaim Oldest known alliance in MediWar led by Zelor is starting up again. "Fun, We stick together, Community, Experience" are some qualities shamelessly promoted by Zelor... Since the alliance is still surviving, we know those qualities are true to a certain extent...

Thoughts from other alliances

"We will pwn Annihilation !!!" - An unknown Elite-Mediwarriors Mediwarrior

"We will pwn Elite-Mediwarriors then !!!" - An unknown Zero Tolerance Mediwarrior

Would you sell your soul on Ebay?

What is the price of a human soul? D*amn. I wouldn't even think of it. Some said it is priceless... while some said it is worthless... How can we judge? And who will want it? Here is an example of a person who sold his soul at eBay.

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"i wouldnt sell my soul on ebay (i dont own it in the first place) i dont think i would sell anything off my body, first there is the whole DNA thing, and then its just creepy lol." - Quoted from weirdkitten

"Depending on price, I would sell dead skin cells, hair, nails and semen. Maybe some blood, maybe." - Quoted from BamBam

"I was just looking on ebay and I found a dude that was selling his cows soul!!" - Quoted from mdawg

eBay forbids selling of soul

eBay has decided not to allow people to sell their souls over the Internet. Take a look at this random article.

Stagnating MediWar

By mgc

Players Demand More Change. Reliable sources reveal now is the time to invest in additional options. A rare opportunity since most people resent change..

Is MediWar getting boring?

Connections report this might well be the case. Especially the more experienced players are quick to agree..

Three main factors

Mediwar is slowly losing its appeal
Active mods are needed
And last but not least by far,.. a lot of players are on holiday.

Then what do they want?

Although a few changes have been made.. like the new turncap system and additional forum sections,.. its not quite it.. Some players proposed radical changes in order to have things make more sense to them or be more fun, but the authorities have put those aside or are working on them in utter silence..

Probable Reasons

"Part of it is that a lot of people are going on vacations, holidays and for some of us this is our busy work season. Winter life slows down, many go back to school and bring new life to the game by getting others playing. I have a couple of co-workers who will be starting the game as soon as our work schedule lightens up." - Quoted from tuSAra

"yeah, I suppose summer is busy for everybody. It just seems to be draggin now. my current mediwar experience is way different than when i started playing." - Quoted from Crekton

Words from Authority

"Boooo all MediWarriors !! They are always thirsty for unlimited stuff. They will know what is the meaning of Wrath of God when the god sends a mysterious minion into the land of MediWar ;)" - Quoted from Neon the MediGod

Quarrel Lottery

The lottery winner for this issue is ...

skylight

What ?! No one knows about the lottery ?!?! Too bad ;D

Member Spotlight

This issue's Member Spotlight is ...

Tachu

Taichu has been providing good graphics tutorial posts. He will be rewarded with Q$100

Inspirational Quote

"A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking."

"Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry."

"Love your enemies. It makes them so damned mad."

"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."

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