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Night Watchman
One morning a man is leaving on business trip and finds he left some paperwork at his office. He runs into his office to get it and the night watchman stops him and says, "Sir, don't get on the plane. I had a dream last night that the plane would crash and everyone would die!" The man takes his word and cancels his trip. Sure enough, the plane crashes and everyone dies. The next morning the man gives the watchman a $1,000 reward for saving his life and then fires him. Why did he fire the watchman that saved his life?
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28 Mar 2007, 08:49
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Re: Night Watchman
lol... is this how i reply? just typing my answer out here? like this?
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the watchman was fired because he was sleeping on his job..
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Re: Night Watchman
He gave him a new job?
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28 Mar 2007, 19:16
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lol... is this how i reply? just typing my answer out here? like this?
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the watchman was fired because he was sleeping on his job..
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Well. You just tell the answer straight out if/when you know it.
And that is the right answer.
Here's another one. This is a paradox riddle so the answer may be a little weird.
Golden treasures I contain, guarded by hundreds and thousands. Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks, yet men come often to seize my gold. By smoke I am overcome and robbed, then left to build my treasure anew. What am I?
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29 Mar 2007, 00:25
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Re: Night Watchman
a pyramid?
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29 Mar 2007, 09:40
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Re: Night Watchman
a bee?
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None is right tough mrdinks is, to a certain degree, on the right idea. 
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Bee Hive
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A bee hive is correct
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Here's two more.
Forward and forward I go, never looking back. My limit no one knows, more of me do they lack. Like a river I do flow, and an eagle I fly. Now can you guess, what am I?
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Which of the men is so prudent and wise as to say who drives me on my path, when I rise up strong, at times severe, powerfully prominent, sometimes vengeful, I travel throughout the land, burn houses, seized plunder? Smoke rises, grey over rooftops. The trees on earth shall be, the violent death of men, when I shake the woods, the flowering forests, fell tall trees, roofed with rain, by the highest powers, driven in my wandering, widely sent; I have on my back what once covered men, body and soul, both in water. Say who covers me, or how I am called, that bears that burden.
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I am ready to meet my maker, but whether my maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.
"They are in front of us, behind us, and we are flanked on both sides by an
enemy that outnumbers us 29:1. They can't get away from us now!"
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A bee hive is correct
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Here's two more.
Forward and forward I go, never looking back. My limit no one knows, more of me do they lack. Like a river I do flow, and an eagle I fly. Now can you guess, what am I?
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Which of the men is so prudent and wise as to say who drives me on my path, when I rise up strong, at times severe, powerfully prominent, sometimes vengeful, I travel throughout the land, burn houses, seized plunder? Smoke rises, grey over rooftops. The trees on earth shall be, the violent death of men, when I shake the woods, the flowering forests, fell tall trees, roofed with rain, by the highest powers, driven in my wandering, widely sent; I have on my back what once covered men, body and soul, both in water. Say who covers me, or how I am called, that bears that burden.
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