i've got a riddle

[Cysinye]

becuase doctors never get there that fast

[TFAtarter7]

because part of a doctors job is to give shots. Am I right?

[j_man0]

because the engineer was dead

[HoboJohn]

an engineer, doctor, lawyer, and judge + a women thats like 5 people...

the doctor was closets to the door.

[cloud97402]

Well the name tag is obvious...... and because doctors kill more people than all the other professions?

[andypants]

yeah id have to agree with that they werw all women asides from this john character?

[vedavyasan]

Originally Posted by dice_auroa

because the lawyer would talk about why he would, the judge cite why he could, the engineer how he could, the doctor just does what he can

This is good Setaire ..

[vedavyasan]

Originally Posted by dice_auroa

because the lawyer would talk about why he would, the judge cite why he could, the engineer how he could, the doctor just does what he can

This is good Setaire ..


The surgeon told his patient that woke up after having been operated: "I'm afraid we're going to have to operate you again. Because, you see, I forgot my rubber gloves inside you."
"Well, if it's just because of them, I'd rather pay for them if you just leave me alone."


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Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

[Lightning]

Originally Posted by vedavyasan

Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.
Patient: Well, might as well give me the bad news first.
Doctor: The lab called with your test results. They said you have 24 hours to live.
Patient: 24 HOURS! That's terrible! WHAT could be WORSE? What's the very bad news?
Doctor: I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.

Thats a nice one

[cons1212]

thats funny