Re: Fantastic Four!!
The movie actually lacks any plot. There is the occasional joke which only just puts a grin to someone's face, yet the whole movie is mostly based like this:
1) Pointless cause to go to space
2) Radioactive cloud passes through them, even though it was moving 7 days too fast.
3) They slowly start to transform.
4) They try to turn back.
5) They still try to turn back.
6) Still... trying to turn back.
7) For about another half hour, they are still trying to turn back.
8) One of them finally turns back.
9) Bad guy comes.
10) Guy decides he likes his powers so he turns back.
11) Group finally bond together. Bad guy loses.
12) The end.
Shit, now that I think about. Reading this list was more interesting than the movie. Even Electra was better than F4.
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