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Slider · #11 (**permalink**) 05 Mar 2007, 17:20

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Originally Posted by heresy

eragon was not lame. kong pow was the lamest movie ever

You got that Damn right! Are you from Singapore? It was seriously retarded I'm telling ya. I mean like, what the heck's up with the cow and it's kick? To top it off, the TONGUE! THE TALKING TONGUE!

MissGrace · #12 (**permalink**) 06 Mar 2007, 06:54

I am probably gonna anger some people by saying this but I thought that Napolean Dynamite was a well crappy film-total waste of my life-I mean there were some funny bits but not all the many.
Intolerable cruelty was lame-as too, because it was intolerable cruelty to make me watch it!!
The worst film I ever saw was so rubbish I can't actually remember the name-but it was really old and lame, and the "monsters" were like weird rubber things on bits of string and all they did was shuffle around going "grrr" (without much enthusiasm). ..

renee09 · #13 (**permalink**) 06 Mar 2007, 22:55

anything from the wayne brothers(little man white chicks)

Yorak · #14 (**permalink**) 07 Mar 2007, 13:39

I'd say the top contenders (that I've seen) are...

Dungeons and Dragons
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
The Crow 2
Battlefield Earth
Anything with "Earnest" in the title

Which of those is the worst, I don't know, and trying to determine which by watching them all would destroy my soul.

For what it's worth, Mike Nelson (the guy from Mystery Science Theater 3000, and thus probably the world's leading expert on terrible movies) said that the lamest movie ever was Star Wars I: The Phantom Menace. All that time, all that hype, all those production costs, and what do we get? A lot of boring political talk, midichlorians, and Jar-Jar Binks.

Edit: While Kung Pow was pretty lame, the first 20 minutes or so were brilliant. "Master Pain! It is a great honor to have you beating random people in our town!" And the scene where they zoom in on the faces of the Chosen One and the guy in the kendo outfit over and over and over again is undoubtedly the greatest scene in cinematic history.

aussiemars · #15 (**permalink**) 07 Mar 2007, 21:22

i have 2 disagree, kung pow was meant 2 be like that.. thus it is funny.. eragon wasnt meant to be that lame... thus rly rly LAME.. how do i say this.. i wouldnt watch it again if some1 paid me.. n id do alot of things for money,

reason?
do i need 2 bother? the script, actors and shots were bad..really bad.

pensieve88 · #16 (**permalink**) 07 Mar 2007, 21:43

so eragon was the movie he was talking about?

i see, i've seen it too, and i must say i'm real disappointed.

HoboJohn · #17 (**permalink**) 07 Mar 2007, 23:23

primeval was horrible. the trailers always trick you into thinking its good...

Natsume · #18 (**permalink**) 08 Mar 2007, 02:58

Has to be "House of the Dead"

It was the most irritating film creation, like they're trying to torture us by making it

Negator · #19 (**permalink**) 08 Mar 2007, 04:09

definately eragon...no question...that movie has no redeeming qualities..at all...my eyes bleed just thinking about it...

Slider · #20 (**permalink**) 10 Mar 2007, 14:24

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Originally Posted by Negator

definately eragon...no question...that movie has no redeeming qualities..at all...my eyes bleed just thinking about it...

I never watched the movie but the reviews were good. Can one of you guys give me a few reasons why it's lame please?