Favourite Fruits

[skylight]

There were three guys, an American, a Canadian, and a Mexican. They had been travelling for days and were very, hungry. They came across a farm that had hundreds of fruits. While they were eating, the farmer came out and caught them. The farmer said, "Since I'm in a good mood today, I won't kill you... If you stuff 100 of your favorite fruit up your ass without laughing.

The American was up first. He chose cherries as his favorite fruit. He got up to 78 and burst out laghing. So the farmer shot him with a shotgun. The Canadian was next and chose grapes. He got up to 92 but started laughing so the farmer killed him too. Then the Canadian and the American arrived up in heaven, an angel asked them why they laughed. They both replied, "We saw the Mexican with watermelons."

[Jonathan]

HHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Thats a good one! (I still got offended) HAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[tarimindello]

Well used, but still funny,

[Bam]

lol, imagine someone putting 100 watermelons up their ass, OWWWWWWWWWWWW.

[etherkye]

not sure you can get 100 watermelons in your body. would love to see someone try

[Bam]

if the option of explosion wasnt available, sure.

[ourevildictator]

the farmer isnt supposed to tell them they have to shove the fruit up their asses until after they collect them, otherwise its noit funny