Life is stressful!!! This explains!!

[skylight]

When God created the dog, he said "sit all day by the door of your house and bark. I will give you a life span of 20 years."
The dog said "that is too long to be barking. I will give u back 10 years."

When God created the monkey he said "Entertain people, make them laugh. I’ll give you a life span of 20 years."
The monkey said "How boring, monkey tricks for 20 years. I’ll give you back 10 years too."

Then God created the cow. He said "You work the field with the farmer, have calves and give milk. I will give you a life span of 60years."
The cow said "That’s a tough life. Let me have 20years and I’ll give back the other 40."

When God created man, he said "Eat, Sleep, Play, marry and enjoy your life. I’ll give you 20 years."
Man said "What! Only 20years! I will take my 20 and the 40 the cow gave back and the 10 the monkey give back and the 10 the dog gave back. That makes 80."

SO that is why the first 20 years we eat, sleep, play and enjoy ourselves.
For the next 40 years we slave in the sun to support our family, the next 10 years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren and for the last 10 years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

[listersgirl]

There's a lot of truth to that. Us women got an extra 10 though but i'm not telling where we got that from!

[Black Death]

that says alot

[crawler]

hmm makes sense, man was stupit

[monkeyangelo]

yes MAN was stupid *heh heh heh, it's funny 'coz I'm female* nah,this one was really clever too...

[Bam]

I'm sure man WAS stupid. But that was a while ago.

Think about it, who discovered electricity, man or woman?
Who invented the computer, or the fridge?

[monkeyangelo]

Let's look at it this way then shall we...
Who found radium? Marie Curie,
Who invented the basis of the current model for DNA? (Don't say Watson and Crick because they STOLE it from A WOMAN!)
What was really stupid of man was to opress women's rights and treat them like 2nd class citezens for thousands of year. A woman MIGHT have come up with the computer, fridge or electricity, but they weren't taken SERIOUSLY.
Besides, 'man' usually refers to the WHOLE of hum'man'ity.

[Zelor.eXe]

Originally Posted by BamBam

I'm sure man WAS stupid. But that was a while ago.

Think about it, who discovered electricity, man or woman?
Who invented the computer, or the fridge?

your post gives me the impression you may possibly be sexist, but I will give you the benifit of the doubt.
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I have heard this story before in church, I really like the story to it

[Crazy fan girl luv anime]

That's the most hilarious joke if every heard i think i'm going to tell that to some other people.

[Crazy fan girl luv anime]

That's the most hilarious joke if every heard i think i'm going to tell that to some other people.