Stupid things to do when you are bored

[skylight]

rewind dvd's after watching
answer the phone when it doesn't ring
shave your back
chew the food and put it back on the plate
steal from people when they see you do it
take other peoples medicine
let the tattooartist pick the motive
demand to show id when youre buying light beer
glue together 2 cd's and you get a double cd
smoke the filters
collect dandruff
hide in the woods under hunting season
put your clothes on in the shower to save time
ask unknown people on the bus if they trust you
keep your money in your mouth
eat onions instead of apples
max the brightness on the tv and watch it with sunglasses
tip the mailman
put youre face against the cookingplate to check if it's hot
change your eyedrops into superglue
become a catholic just so you dont have to use a condom
spy at your parents
steal from yourself
test lsd before youre driving test
start crying when people sneezes
only paint the inside of your nails
start a satanic kindergarden
try to become a latino
chew the food with your hands
install screensavers in your eyes
search for ways to become younger
forget to sleep
take a bankloan and buy lotterytickets
eat make-up to become beautiful inside
notify the firedepartment by postcard
send spammail to yourself
adopt a father
drink toxic acids just to get it started a little bit

[Sammy]

:laugh:

That's v. funneh! I just came across similar things on Let's Sing It

Ways To Annoy Your Friends:


Whenever someone says "have you got the time?" say yeah

Follow someone with a can of air freshener spraying whatever they touch

Start every sentence with "acording to the prophacy" and end every sentence with "but thats what you think"

Say to someone "your hands stink!" then when they go to smell their hand, push it into their nose.

Get a bunch of pens and 1 pencil, put all the pens on one side and the pencil on the other and laugh at the pencil

Grab 2 large knives and scrape them together chanting "soon! soon!"

Leave your indicator on for 50 miles

Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all kinds of weather to keep them tuned up

make beeping noises when a large person walks backwards

signal a conversation is over by clapping your hands over your ears

go to the launderettes and use one machine for each of your socks

Change your name to Aajohn Aaaaasmith for the honour of being first in the phonebook and say its a hawian name and you have to pronounce every a

point hairdryers at passing cars to see if they slow down

Draw a white paint line down your next door neighbours drive and over their car claiming you own half of it

mow your lawn with scissors

in restaurants ask for an extra seat for your imaginary friend

Insist that life is one big musical and burst into song at random moments.

[skylight]

Be careful of the site Let's Sing It ( letssingit.com ), i think there might be spyware there.

i remove the link above in case someone clicks it.

[tarimindello]

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the frog is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their backside to search the entire room for the tv remote because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it
too".Darn! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the frog would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their backside!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?” No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the frogging floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!’ Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What the frog?? Life is the longest **** thing anyone ever frogging does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?” If the bus came would I be standing here, stupid?
Yes, I did have to edit this, I had to edit it alot. Man, whoever wrote this had anger problems....

[Sammy]

Originally Posted by skylight

Be careful of the site Let's Sing It ( letssingit.com ), i think there might be spyware there.

i remove the link above in case someone clicks it.

What's spyware? Please enlighten me...

[Jonathan]

Sammy: It`s a program that gets installed and downloaded without your notice into your computer. It can steal your identity (that`s all I know) or something like that and/or destroy your whole system by deleting parts of it (<-- I`m not sure).

tarimindello: This was the funniest! - | | | | :laugh: -

[Xzaf]

The cinema one reminds me of a movie I saw last week. I saw Saw last week and there is a part that has a big glowing X that the characters were looking for and someone from the back shouts "There it is!". I dunno if they were just doing that to be funny or not, but I took as if they weren't. It's was kinda obvious since it was a pretty big X.

Also I like how Dello replaced the f-bomb with frog. That made me laugh the most ^^

[tarimindello]

Okay, Is homestarrunner at the cinemas in America?

[Xzaf]

Nope, I was just refering to you as the last 5 letters of your name, dello. The Brothers Chaps haven't made a movie yet, though it would be pretty cool to see homestar on the big screen.

Since I haven't contributed to things on the topic, I'll try to do so now,


Things I do when I'm bored:

Call my mom inside joke names
Bounce an 8ball Antenna ball against the wall
Write down ideas
Play games on my graphing calculator (normally during class when I'm bored)
Read stuff I normally don't read
Make weird sounds
Conjure up nicknames for people
Think of things I wanna say, but then not say them
Go between many messageboards and only posting like 5 posts within
a two-hour time period.

[Jonathan]

Let me see, silly things to do in case you suffer of 'boredomphobia' (I just made it up):

-poke your nose looking at your grandma
-scratch your ear with your cat`s foot
-try to do brake dance backwards
-ask your mother if you can give her $10
-give your sister/brother a hug and tell them you hate them
-make a sign saying "long live humans" and say you`re an alien
-make other people say you`re dumb and then solve a very complex equation
-read a book from last page to front page upside down
-make a letter to your father and tell him that you wish he could come home and slip it into his bedroom when he`s there
-talk about how much you hate tests and start to studi in the kitchen table while eating
-play pieano and say that you were invited to watch Bethoven* play in person
-mix a soda with salt and give it in a certain ocation to someone (watch their face!)
-start memorizing the multiplication tables and say that you are studing for an algebra tomorrow wehn it`s Saturday
-jump on your seat when some one passes by you and say that you "don`t want to not-not go to the bathroom" (which ends up saying that you don`t want to go)