Something New: The Mean Thread

[ParanoiaCivilian]

For the sake of humor I want to start a mean thread where each poster posts sarcastic remarks to the poster before. The wittier the remarks the more appreciated. You are allowed to be as mean as possible without making fun of anything pertaining to race and calling someone a homo or dropping the F word. All other words can come into play. Meanness should be based on what the last poster said. Everyone who posts in this thread should realize that whatever said in here about them is not serious and only a joke. Be creative and get to it. Also no discussing the rules of the mean thread in the mean thread.

Advice: Switching around what other people say can be funny at times. Combos are allowed. A combo occurs when something adds on to someone else; Let's say someone posted "I hate mean threads" and I replied " Actually mean threads hate you" ( a dumb example I know) then the next person posts " Actually Zebras hate Lions because Lions eat them." That is a combo.

I don't know how well this will work but you will only know if you post.

[NinjaE8825]

...Are you kidding?
Dude, trying to pissing off comes NATURALLY on message boards. You cannot induce it artificially, especially not in an environment such as this, where there are arbitrary restrictions on our creativity. If you weren't such a total noob, you might have noticed this. Here's a hint: in the future, try to PAY ATTENTION to the world around you and the societies in which you submerge yourself. Not doing that usually results in a swift a just removal from the gene-pool.

*This is FUN!*

[ParanoiaCivilian]

Originally Posted by NinjaE8825

...Are you kidding?
Dude, trying to pissing off comes NATURALLY on message boards.

I think trying to piss off comes naturally everywhere. That argument is like saying that we piss off naturally and when we drink coffee to piss it is worse and I don't notice that everyone pisses naturally. I just have to say drinking coffee to piss off feels way more satisfying therefore you are a duphus. Why don't you go try to disprove gravity now shitlock holmes?

*It is isn't It*