'making sandwiches' (PG13...)

[StrawberrySama]

okay, I THINK I should rate this PG13, but all I know is British censoring, so... yeah. Anyway...

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A guy brings his girlfriend home for the night, but unfortunately he shares his room with his friend, in bunkbeds. So, they take the top bunk. However, they don't want the friend to figure out what they're doing, so they come up with a code.

Instead of saying 'harder', they are to say 'tomato', and instead of saying 'softer' they are to say 'lettuce'.

So, through the night, the friend only hears - "tomato, tomato, TOMATO!!! LETTUCE!! tomato, lettuce, lettuce..." well, you get it...

In the morning the friend approaches them, looking rather cross... "Would you guys mind NOT making sandwiches in bed, I got some mayonaise on my face last night!"

[HeadfirstForHalos412]

lol... actually, that's kind gross, too...

[knijkun]

Really that's gross^^
i heard it before

[Bojanglez]

thats so old hahaha but it doesnt get boring to hear or read

[NinjaE8825]

Never heard it before, still gross. Ick.

[Finalsora]

lol it wasnt that gross but it was in that catigory

[kurapica]

LMAO good one

[commandersolo]

yuck, but funny

[darkmaster065]

That's a good one, though I haven't heard it before.

[Shotix]

lol its not bad