Good Joke
The police car, its siren blaring, raced in front of a speeding car and forced
it to stop.
A heavily built policeman got out and walked over.
" Your name, please?" asked the policeman, taking out his notebook and pen.
"Certainly, officer," replied the driver. "It's Horatio Xerxes Laertes Idomeneus
Aeneas Asclepius Iphicles Menoeceus Memnon Philoctetes Tyndareus Hylas."
The policeman thought for a moment, then looked at his notebook, shook
his head and said:" I'll just give you a warning this time,! don't break the
speed limit again."
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Teacher: "Mavis, can you tell me which month is the shortest? "
Mavis: "It's May, miss."
Teacher:"‘No, it isn't. The shortest month is February."
Mavis: "But, miss, February has eight letters in it while May only has three!"
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The frantic-looking lady came rushing out of her house into the street and
cried: "Help! Help! My young son has swallowed a coin and is choking. I
don't know what to do!"
Everyone looked the other way, except for a middle-aged gentleman who
rushed into the lady's house, found her young son, turned him upside down
and shook him until the coin fell out of his mouth.
"Oh, thank you!" cried the lady."‘Are you a doctor?"
"No madam," replied the middle-aged man. "I'm from the Income Tax
Department."
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