An Interesting End
An Interesting End
Two women were discussing how they died.
Woman 1: I froze to death, it was not bad. After I quit shaking from the
cold, I began to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.
What about you?
Woman 2: I died of massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating. I came home early to catch him in act. Instead, I found him all by himself in the lounge, watching TV.
Woman 1: So what happened?
Woman 2: I was so sure there was another woman there, somewhere, that started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched and down the basement. Then I went throughout every closet and checked under the bed. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere.
Finally became so exhausted that I just kneeled over and died of a massive
heart attack.
Woman 1: Too bad you did not look into the freezer; we would both be still alive.
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A woman and a baby come into the doctor's office. She was told to go into a room and wait for the doctor.
After arriving there, the doctor examined and asked the woman, "Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed" she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered. She did. He pressed, kneaded and pinched both breasts for a while in a detailed examination.
Motioning to her to get dressed said, "No wonder this baby is hungry. You don't have any milk."
"Naturally," she said, "I'm his aunt. But I'm glad I came."
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