Joke
A small, anonymous agency decided to test the capabilities of 3 different organisations, to assess their efficiencies. The 3 organisations were, the FBI, the CIA, and the NYPD. The test was to locate a rabbit set loose in a forest...
The FBI set out first, and they immediately dispatched several agents to corners of the forest, conducting several tests and searches. After weeks of investigation, they conclude, "There was no rabbit. There never was a rabbit. There will be no rabbits in the future."
The CIA had the next go, and after similarly applying several high-technology detective methods, they concluded that the rabbit had commited the crime, and was only free for now, but they had substantial evidence to prosecute it once they apprehended it.
The NYPD went out into the forest, and returned half an hour with a badly bruised bear, who was crying, "Ok, ok! I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!!"
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