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DeusHelios · #21 (**permalink**) 05 Jun 2006, 18:03

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Originally Posted by simfoni

>>cool
>>but what about you post something opposite
>>brilliant ways guys turn girls down
>>I think this is the way now

Easy say: "I'm gay." works everytime.

Paladin77 · #22 (**permalink**) 05 Jun 2006, 19:46

LOL Well i simply turn them down by this say the girls name is janet she comes to me n says Hi am janet! and I simply reply of course u are! then a pause then and I am NOT INTERESTED LOL

Glitterby · #23 (**permalink**) 05 Jun 2006, 23:27

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Originally Posted by Paladin77

LOL Well i simply turn them down by this say the girls name is janet she comes to me n says Hi am janet! and I simply reply of course u are! then a pause then and I am NOT INTERESTED LOL

................... oh my god.. that's horrible.. and funny..

listersgirl · #24 (**permalink**) 06 Jun 2006, 05:22

Great come backs!

darius · #25 (**permalink**) 06 Jun 2006, 12:43

i think a funny turn down to view would involve an obscene finger, and a 1 gallon can of mace emptied onto the guys face.

DeusHelios · #26 (**permalink**) 06 Jun 2006, 14:29

That or a kick to nuts with stilletos or steel capped boots or my latest personal favourite an electric taser.

or

If you're a guy like me wear a crotch pad.

Saved my life on many an occasion.

netbattle · #27 (**permalink**) 06 Jun 2006, 19:22

All are pretty funny but this was the best one :
HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

Vietnow2 · #28 (**permalink**) 10 Jun 2006, 08:11

haha those were pretty greeat

Kaisu · #29 (**permalink**) 10 Jun 2006, 08:23

I advised a friend of mine to turn down a guy that we all knew wanted to date her but hadn't asked yet. So, one day, he swaggers up (one of those guys with the baggy pants, polo shirts and fake bling who goes around sayin' "If I wasn't white 'n all, I'd be spittin up on BET, yo") and says "Yo baby, how bouts you-n-me head up to da mall 'n hit a movie 'r sumtin, whatchu say huh?"

So she looks at me and goes "Did you hear something? I swear to god, the mosquitos come out earlier every year" and with she starts spraying "OFF!" all over the place and very obviously makes sure to get plenty right in the guy's face. She then proceeds to walk away and say "Ok, I think it's gone".

I had more trouble than usual keeping a straight face.

arghming · #30 (**permalink**) 12 Jun 2006, 09:09

hahah there good as but i wouldn't like to be on the receiving end of one of them