taking over the world
**non-racist joke, fyi**
So there was this guy named Juan, and he was elected president of mexico. So they went out to celebrate and the people were drinking and smoking, but not Juan because he's a good guy. So one day Juan decides to take over the world.
So they go south into Chile, and there was a bloody battle, but after a while they became victorious. Because of the battle they decided to celebrate, so they went out to a bar, and everyone was drinking and smoking, except for Juan because he's a good guy. So they go even farther south into Columbia.
While in columbia there was a bloody battle and after a few days they came out victorious and decided to celebrate by going out to drink and smoke. So they go out and Juan again doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
So they go even farther south into Brazil. After a few days of bloody battle, they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Argentina next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
Once they were finally finished conquering South and Central American, they went north into Texas. After a few days of bloody battle they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into New Mexico next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into California next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Washington next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Utah next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Nevada next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into North Dakota next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into South Dakota next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Wyoming next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Wisconsin next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Michigan next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Illinois next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Kentucky next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Tennessee next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Indiana next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Pennsylvania next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Rhode Island next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into New orleans next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Georgia next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Louisiana next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into West Virginia next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
They go into Florida next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan doesnt drink or smoke because he's a good guy.
So once they conquered all of the Americas, they decide to go out and celebrate. This time Juan has 1 single drink, but doesnt smoke, because he's still a pretty good guy.
So they go West to Asia. Starting off with Japan. They conquer the islands of Japan in a few days and decide to celebrate. This time Juan drinks a few drinks, and has a single cigar, but he’s still a good guy.
They go into China next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a little to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Tibet next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a little to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Taiwan next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a little to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Korea next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a little to smoke but he's a good guy.
Once they conquered all of Asia, they have a huge party to celebrate. This time Juan has a little too much to drink, and has a few cigars, but he’s still a nice guy.
They go into Russia next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Czech Republic next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Poland, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Germany next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Italy next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into France next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Norway next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into England next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Ireland last, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate their conquering of the world. They all go out to a golf course and get drunk beyond any human limit, and smoke a ton. While they were partying a prisoner came up and shot Juan in the head. Everyone shocked by this screamed out “A hole in Juan”.
They go into Scotland next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Africa next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Iraq next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Iran next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Egypt next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Libya next, and after a few days they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
They go into Canada next, and after a few seconds they come out victorious and decide to celebrate. Juan does drink and has a bit to smoke but he's a good guy.
Finally Juan is tired and takes a nap. The end.
Or if you actually read it all you’d know what really happened
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