Some jokes (warning: kinda dirty)
One night, a man is coming on to his wife.
"Not tonight," She says. "I'm seeing my gynecologist tomorrow, and I need to be fresh."
The man groans, then turns over to go to sleep. A few seconds later, he asks, "Do you have a Dentist appointment, too?"
Three Cowboys are out on the range talking about sex.
"The Rodeo position is my favorite," one of the cowboys says.
"I don't think I've heard of that one," says another.
"What is it?" asks the third.
"You mount your lady from behind, reach around and grab her breasts, and whisper in her ear, 'These feel just like your Sister's,' and then try to hold on for eight seconds."
Two Dwarfs pick up a couple of women and take them to their seperate hotel rooms. The first Dwarf is unable to get an erection. He is even more humiliated when he hears his little friend shouting in the next room, "Here I come again! One, two, three, Uhhh!"
The next morning, the second Dwarf asks his friend how things went.
"It was so embarassing," he mutters. "I simply could not get it up..."
"You think that's embarassing?" states the second Dwarf. "I couldn't even get up on the bed."
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And then there was One...
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