Quarrel Forum

navegirl1325 · #21 (**permalink**) 07 Aug 2006, 21:51

lolz
that was funny

corvina · #22 (**permalink**) 07 Aug 2006, 22:42

another one to go:
Peter and the crow...

The female-teacher asks Peter:
"Five crows sit on a tree.
A man comes by and shoots one of the crows.
How many crows are left?"

"None! The others got frightened and flew away." answers Peter.

"That`s not quite right, Peter. But I like the way you are thinking." says the teacher.

Peter grins: "Miss teacher!
There are three women sitting in a cafe and eating ice-cream.
The first one licks her ice-cream.
The second one shuffels her ice-cream with a spoon.
And the third one sucks her ice-cream.

Who is the married one?"

"Ahem...I...I think it is the one who sucks the ice-cream..." says the teacher trembling nervously.

Peters answer: " That`s not quite right! The one who is married wears a ring. But I like your way of thinking."

Chandle · #23 (**permalink**) 08 Aug 2006, 03:43

I only knew the third one.
But the second and fourth are best.

teacher onizuka · #24 (**permalink**) 08 Aug 2006, 09:37

i like reading after i read this joke's. hahahah...

mokaiba · #25 (**permalink**) 08 Aug 2006, 10:44

haahhahaha funy

fakeID4444 · #26 (**permalink**) 08 Aug 2006, 13:22

dunno, quite a bit lame though.......

soulcrusher · #27 (**permalink**) 12 Aug 2006, 10:42

3 guys die and go to hell
the devil says ill give you each one chance to go to heaven...
all you have to do is climb the lader from hell to heaven,
but if you dont he can cut off there ***** with whatever tool his father used at work

The first guy goes and gets 25percent of the way up before he falls
the devil askes him what his dad did for a liveing and he said his dad was a lumberjack he used a ax to cut down tree... so the devil got a ax and choped off his *****...

The second guy goes and gets 50 percent of the way up and falls
the devil askes him the same thing and he replies that his dad also was a lumberjack but used a chainsaw to cut down trees... so the devil gets a chainsaw and cuts his pens off...

The third guy almost made it to the top when he started to laugh. he laughed so had he fell down... when the devil asked what the hell was so funny he replied that his father was a lollipop maker and hed have to suck his dick off

snagger · #28 (**permalink**) 12 Aug 2006, 11:41

lol, funny

Baracha · #29 (**permalink**) 15 Aug 2006, 04:04

I think the second one is better.

Awesome-o · #30 (**permalink**) 15 Aug 2006, 04:19

XD
Suck his dick off.