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- women are prone to kick u in the nuts, rather in the head or torso.
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And after they do, you aren't allowed to hit them back because its wrong 'to hit a girl'
--Ah, the horrible days of middle school.
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Hmmmm, other items:
A) If you hug your same gender friends, you're called gay.
You can only touch another man's butt if you are in the NFL.
c) When you wonder why they do touch each other's butts in the NFL, people laugh at you.
D) You feel the need to attempt to fix the toaster, even if it bursts into flames on you. (That's my dad. Electrical Engineer, not Electrician)
E) The Metrosexual revolution is already over. You are forced back to Blue-Coller TV looks even if you hate plaid, raggedy pants and baseball caps.
F) Cars of Today have sophisticated and propreitary computer systems built on board now. Yet for some friggin reason, you're still supposed to fix the car yourself.
G) You buy triple A for a reason, yet your still expected to get out in the pouring rain, jack the car with the portable, and put on the spare. If you dare reach for the phone to use your AAA card, your passengers look at you funny.
H) Enjoying time with your Dog, if its not a wolf-like breed, is not tolerated.
I) When you enjoy watching what your non-wolf, but 120 lb dog chase the heckling jerk across the neighborhood, people get upset with you.
J) When you ask to be taught how to cook, but are denied by your partner.
K) Your partner complains you only eat microwaveable meals.
L) Your partner REALLY lets you have it when you remind her about J).
Re: MEN: u know ur being discriminated when....
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