Proof that girls are not evil.

[Bam]

In reply to Etheykye's thread, proof that girls are evil.

Originally Posted by etherkye

Why girls are evil

First we state that girls require both time & money

Girls = Time x Money

Since it is known that time IS money

Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money2

And it is well said that money is the root of all evil

Money = √evil
Girls = √Evil2
Girls = Evil


i hope you enjoy my proof of why girls are evil and leave my head attached to my body

Now that I've thought about it, the equation is wrong.

First we state that girls require both time & money

Girls = Time x Money

How does this become multiplication? It should be addition. Time + Money.

Since it is known that time IS money

Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money2

The equation should now become Money + Money.

And it is well said that money is the root of all evil

Money = √evil
Girls = √Evil2
Girls = Evil

The beginning of this passage clearly states that "money being the root of all evil" is hearsay, thus inadmissible.

So technically, the Equation should be:

Girls = Time + Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money + Money
Girls = √(Money + Money)
Girls = Money
Money = Paper
Girls = Paper
Girls = A material made of cellulose pulp, derived mainly from wood, rags, and certain grasses, processed into flexible sheets or rolls by deposit from an aqueous suspension, and used chiefly for writing, printing, drawing, wrapping, and covering walls.

[Hitokiri]

i'll stick with the first joke

[h4f3z]

or you could use boolean logic so that means

A AND B = A * B

while

A OR B = A + B

so that would make Time AND Money = Time * Money

which would make girls evil again. but then again many things require time and money.

[Zelor.eXe]

wow, you either have alot of time on your hands or are a quick thinker.

[Yuuji]

Not exactly.

Boolean algebra requires only binary numbers. Or simply a yes/no, Zero or One range.

Thus either Money is equal to 1 or 0
And Time must be either 1 or 0.

And the * symbol does not mean exactly the same thing as the multiplication symbol in decimal. (Otherwise you are going to have a hard time explaining things such as 'exclusive or', or 'exclusive and' gates (xor, or xand). Let alone NOT, NAND, NOR, etc.

Continueing with Boolean: The truth table for all possible combinations of inputs into an AND gate (a two number binary AND) is:
For (X * Y) =>> 0*0=0
0*1=0
1*0=0
1*1=1

Therefore if both Time and Money are both equal to _1_, you only end up with 1 in the end. If either Time or Money is equal to _0_, then the result is 0, and girls cannot be evil.

Thus we have girls = paper again.

But one cannot mix the * symbol between boolean and decimal number systems.
If you do my Engineering Professor would flunk me for I had just taken Digital Systems last semester and we went over all of this c**p.

[Bam]

Originally Posted by Zelor_X

wow, you either have alot of time on your hands or are a quick thinker.

You don't recall reading this before? I posted it before and you said it was the funniest post you have seen me do.

[h4f3z]

Originally Posted by Yuuji

Not exactly.

Boolean algebra requires only binary numbers. Or simply a yes/no, Zero or One range.

Thus either Money is equal to 1 or 0
And Time must be either 1 or 0.

And the * symbol does not mean exactly the same thing as the multiplication symbol in decimal. (Otherwise you are going to have a hard time explaining things such as 'exclusive or', or 'exclusive and' gates (xor, or xand). Let alone NOT, NAND, NOR, etc.

Continueing with Boolean: The truth table for all possible combinations of inputs into an AND gate (a two number binary AND) is:
For (X * Y) =>> 0*0=0
0*1=0
1*0=0
1*1=1

Therefore if both Time and Money are both equal to _1_, you only end up with 1 in the end. If either Time or Money is equal to _0_, then the result is 0, and girls cannot be evil.

Thus we have girls = paper again.

But one cannot mix the * symbol between boolean and decimal number systems.
If you do my Engineering Professor would flunk me for I had just taken Digital Systems last semester and we went over all of this c**p.

wow, that's a long explanation. and you're right. but i was just trying to emphasize on the operation and not the result, i.e. to change the plus sign back to multiplication to make the equation work. boolean, statistics, comp language, whatever.. "and" is multiplied, "or" is added.. chose to write multiply as "*" instead of "x" because it was friday and i felt like it.. doesn't really matter since it's just a joke and isn't going to be submitted to any professor..

[kurosaki]

Originally Posted by Bam

You don't recall reading this before? I posted it before and you said it was the funniest post you have seen me do.

Cmon bam- dont ruin the girls are evil joke... and other dude dont binary and math here cuz enough at gr.11 high school math- dont want forums to have high level of math either-- i m ok w/ simple basic math... though
and yes stickin' w/ the joke... never analyze a joke

[Yoshinto]

honestly it isn't funny anymore T_______T who ruin it? i'm going to kill him

[canadian_jedi]

You have completely missed the point of the joke and put way too much thought into this.