Excellent poems by not so famous poets

[skylight]

A budding poet trying his BEST

Graffiti 1
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Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Washroom Graffiti 2
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Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Some one who had a different experience wrote

Washroom Graffiti 3
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You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
and shit my pants!

Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets

Washroom Graffiti 4
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I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose

Washroom Graffiti 5
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Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......

Washroom Graffiti 6
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(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line,
The Fire Defence Force wants you.

Ministry Of Environment advertisement

Washroom Graffiti 7
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We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Washroom Graffiti 8
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Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!

Washroom Graffiti 9
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On the inside of a toilet door:
Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire
performance.

Washroom Graffiti 10
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A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet,
So please don't pee in our pool

Washroom Graffiti 11
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Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our "ool".
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.

This should teach you a lesson

Washroom Graffiti 12
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Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food,
please aim properly.

[bobbbin]

Lolol, now that is funny ;D. Heh, thats good. Where you getting this Neon??

~bob~

[skylight]

Well, i also frequent some other forums. If i find anything interesting, i will post it here.

[Jonathan]

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[tarimindello]

Mm hm. I sat by the Duchess at tea,
There she asked: 'Do you fart when you pee?',
I said with some wit: 'Do you belch when you shit?',
I felt it was 1 up for me.

(In the tune of ABBA's 'tradgedy'.)
Tradgedy, when you need to poo and it won't come through,
It's agony, when you need to shit and it smells a bit.
It's hard to bear when there's no one beside you,
They've died over there.

A un was doing an ispection of the toilets when she found some boys having a competition. Who could pee the highest up the wall. She was disgusted at this so she went to the priest: 'Father, do you realise that there are some boys having competitions to see who can pee the highest?'
Priest : 'No, what did you do about it?'
Nun: 'I hit the roof!'
Priest: 'Congratulations.'

There are some more but I can't remember them right now.

[Krizzygurl1991]

OMG!I LOVED THE POEMS NEON!lol i am a poet my self but...nothing like that...you wanna here what it says in the girls bathroom bout a few of my friends?

"Tatum is a whore"then "So is Kristina Taylor"(Me) "Veronica Trevino is HOT!"(My homie...nasty)"brittany 8th grade is goin out with ian 7th grade"(My sister) then it says a whole bunch of crap about who is hott and here is one that i dont like"tony is hot.julies a slut so **** julie tony is mine"or something like that...its 1 girls that hates us all...i dont think i like here.and who would call me something like that?i earased it and they wrote it back up there either before school, duuring 1st period or after 1st period or before i go in there every day...mean huh?

[ThreeOfNine]

nice

[Bam]

Originally Posted by Jonathan

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[Sephiroth]

Awesome poems actually rather crepsonding with actually true froms of petry brilliant

[cloudre01]

lol XD nice