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Bam · #1 (**permalink**) 24 Jan 2005, 04:30

Frank can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him the muscles at the base of his ***** are broken down and there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery.

Frank asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in the base of his *****, and hope for the best. Frank says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again is even scarier, so he says ok.

The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives frank the go ahead to "try out his new equipment". Frank takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Frank starts feeling incredible pressure in his pants.

It gets unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do this his ***** pops out of his pants, rolls across the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants.

His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Frank says, "Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another dinner roll up my ass."

ScoutBot · #2 (**permalink**) 27 Jan 2005, 04:34

Whoa... thats one of those TMI stories

Bam · #3 (**permalink**) 27 Jan 2005, 04:39

but could you stick another dinner roll up YOUR ass?

Zelor.eXe · #4 (**permalink**) 27 Jan 2005, 07:03

LOL....... fine is this better? what else do you wnat eme to say? should i say it was fantasticly funny? 1 word posts arent FORBIDDEN, jsut not acceptable all the time, so fine, ill hang back on one word and 3 words psots more, but if it happens on a regular basis i will still say something

Bam · #5 (**permalink**) 27 Jan 2005, 07:07

a mod doing a one word post? even after stating it was against the rules? you better have undergone that surgey

Zelor.eXe · #6 (**permalink**) 27 Jan 2005, 07:09

i edited my post so please read it, and sinece you would say somethnig most likely aobut this post, i am making it longer as well so i hope your happy, lol

Bam · #7 (**permalink**) 27 Jan 2005, 07:11

im not happy, you could have easily have added that post to your previous one as opposed to just making more spam on the forums

Zelor.eXe · #8 (**permalink**) 27 Jan 2005, 07:16

im done, this arguement is stupid

Bam · #9 (**permalink**) 27 Jan 2005, 07:19

lol, ok, im done.

ScoutBot · #10 (**permalink**) 28 Jan 2005, 02:12

Bambam, 96% of the arguments in this forum originate from someone, usually you, and if it is not started by you, you join in on it. you seem smart, but your age hasn't caught up to your brain, and I mean that. Your maturity level has yet to catch up to your intelligence.

Now, I also want to inform you that it is NOT acceptable to go around and ask people if they can fita dinner roll up thier butt. Chances are noone has tried and propably won't, and if you want an answer, try it yourself.