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Bam · #1 (**permalink**) 22 Jan 2005, 21:40

There were these 3 criminals who had just robbed a bank in Egypt. They were caught, convicted, and sentenced to exile in the Sahara Desert and they could each take only one thing. When they met in the desert they each were telling what they had brought.

"I brought a loaf of bread, so when I get hungry, I'll have something to eat," said the first criminal.

"I brought a water skin, so that when I get thirsty, I'll have something to drink," said the second.

"I brought a car door, so that when it gets hot I can roll down the window."

IanCWU · #2 (**permalink**) 22 Jan 2005, 23:26

Roll down the window and then shoot the other two criminals and steal their water and bread? lol

Bam · #3 (**permalink**) 23 Jan 2005, 00:47

how could he shoot, only only one thing to bring.

etherkye · #4 (**permalink**) 23 Jan 2005, 03:58

you could hit them around the head with it

Bam · #5 (**permalink**) 23 Jan 2005, 04:46

nah, he was too stupid, that is why he wanted to keep cool with it. i would bring a speedboat loaded with M4's and money.

etherkye · #6 (**permalink**) 23 Jan 2005, 15:48

a speedboat in the desert? i'd take a jeep with extra petrol

Bam · #7 (**permalink**) 24 Jan 2005, 01:22

oh yeah, thought it was an island, my mistake. id bring a helicopter then, loaded with food, water, M4's

and extra fuel.

etherkye · #8 (**permalink**) 24 Jan 2005, 03:44

thats a lot of things

how about a magic lamp so you can wish your selfout, then the secound can wish himself out. and the third can wish them both back.

Bam · #9 (**permalink**) 24 Jan 2005, 04:33

but you have to bring it, they dont get to choose what they want and it gets given to them. but if i had 1 wish from a genie. it would be to have unlimited wishes.

etherkye · #10 (**permalink**) 24 Jan 2005, 15:28

against the rules