What Did They Do To Him?

[Bam]

An Englishman, a Texan and a Polak are lost in the Nevada desert. After days without water or food they come upon a lamp half buried in the sand. They rub the lamp and out comes a genie. Since they all rubbed the lamp the genie grants each one a single wish.

The Texan goes first and wishes to be transported back to his house where his pool was filled with beautiful women. The genie claps his hands and the Texan vanishes in a flash of light.

The Englisman wishes to be transported back to his house where he knows his wife will be eagerly awaiting him. Once again the Genie claps his hands and the Englishman vanishes.

The Polak sits down and thinks about what he should wish for. Suddenly realizing he is all alone in the desert, he promptly wishes that the Texan and the Englishman were back.

[etherkye]

old. started as an engishman, irishman, stotsman thing.

[Bam]

everything started as the englishman, irishman and scotish man to you. and your WRONG. it probably started 1000's of years ago in egypt for all we know. their are millions of these kind of jokes.

[etherkye]

yup. and there all old and all started to take the complete piss out of the irishmen

[Bam]

what if it was a woman?

[etherkye]

woMAN

[Bam]

you said they always make fun of the irishman. but what if it was a woman?

[ScoutBot]

Good joke, and these kind never get old, and those affended should not post here

[Bam]

why not? it'll make great fun.

[Zelor.eXe]

no it will only cause troubl on the forums and we dont want that now do we?