Old People

[Bam]

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, "This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over.

Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back - eyes wide and white as ghosts.

The driver, obviously confused, says to him, "Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?"

"Ma'am," the officer replies, "You weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers."

"Slower than the speed limit?" she asked. No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-Two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that "22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error.

"But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car ok? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time." the officer asks.

"Oh, they'll be alright in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."

[ScoutBot]

Hehe, 199 mph must have terrified those ol' laddies.

[etherkye]

it was 119mph :P

[Bam]

199 mph would have made the car fall apart on the road. was their nitrous oxide in it?

[ScoutBot]

My bad, I cannot type perfect all the time

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[Bam]

whats all the asterix's for?

[Zelor.eXe]

an` * after a correct typing implies it is a typo correction, and he used them to imply he got it that he made a typo and did it to be funny

[Bam]

ah, i see now, just maybe it was a bit TOO much.

[Zelor.eXe]

who really cares? i sure dont, i could care less if he used 10,000 of them, it doesnt matter to me, except that would be breaking the rules on no spamming, i think you just like to argue and thats why you point out every little thing there is so people will say stuff then you turn your words aorund in the next post and say " no no no, what i said was...." just let it go, its not like he insulted you or something.....

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[Bam]

Originally Posted by zelor

i think you just like to argue and thats why you point out every little thing there is so people will say stuff then you turn your words aorund in the next post and say " no no no, what i said was...."

what, like when soul changed my words then people took what i said his way? i CLEARLY said it was a coincedence. nothing more. find all the times i have ever said that, then ill emphasise what i said to prove how people took my words the wrong way, mostly influenced by soul

Originally Posted by BamBam

Am i the only one who find it strange that last raffle, zelor (Moderator) won, this raffle, hype (Moderator) won? two mods win one after the other, with all those people involved? lol, funny coincedence.

COINCEDENCE



was it that f*cking hard to see? WAS IT? do i have to tattoo it to your f*cking eyeballs or something, just so you can see it?