LOL, Couldn't Resist Posting This.

[Bam]

Three idiots decide to go hunting. The first one says he's going to get a buck. He goes out, and indeed comes back with a buck. The other two hunters ask how he did it. He says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get buck."

So the second hunter says that he's going to get a doe. And he does. They ask him how he did it, and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get doe."

So the third hunter says, "I'm just gonna shoot at anything I see."

So he goes out and comes back half a day later all beaten, bruised, bloody, and totally trashed. The other two hunters ask him what happened and he says, "I see tracks. I follow tracks. I get hit by train!"

[phantom]

hehehehe, idiot

[Bam]

i wonder why he didnt die.

[ScoutBot]

This is like a blonde joke I have heard There would be nothing funny about it if the person died!

[Bam]

did i say it would be funny? i said i wondered why he didnt. how many people do you know of that survived having a train run over them?

[TheChicken]

2....?

[Bam]

lol, how many peices were they in?

[ScoutBot]

Peope have gotten ran over by trains and survived. Althought that is rare, usually they loose a limb or a leg, but they do live. Most indeed would die though, but how about we just say the guy was hit by a protruding bar on the train that bruised him up really bad.

[Bam]

he was following the tracks. meaning he was in the middle. it would have hit him, drove over him etc.

[ScoutBot]

It don't mean he was in the middle of the tracks! I have followed traintracks many times and I have never really walked in the center, aways on the track itself or off to the side, which would give me plenty of time to dodge a loud train