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Old 18 Jan 2005, 03:18
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one day 3 men were sitting on top of a high high cliff in the middle of the day with nothing to do, they were so bored they were ready to do anything fun, then all of a sudden a little bird lands in between them and says to them " if you guys go over to the cliff and jump off, the first theng you say you will turn into!" and flies off, the men shocked, decide to try it, the first man gets up, walks back runs and jumps and yells "i wanna be a condor!" and poof! he turns into a condor, the other two guys see this so the next guy decides to give it a try, he gets up goes back farther then the last guy, runs and jumps and yells " i wanna be an eagle!" and poof! hes an eagle... the last guy sits there for a bit, then gets up, goes farther then any of them back to get a good run at it, runs, jumps sees how high he is off the ground and yells" oh crap!".....
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Haha i've heard that one before, just a differnt version. Still funny
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haha, nice one but the joke could of been smaller
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their are alot of jokes like that.
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they come from the englishman, irishman, scotishman thing.
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theirs too many to say which one it is from.
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funny, but the one i heard was a bit different
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O.O, what? ive just said twice that their is heaps of them, obviously it is different.
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rather lenghty zelor but nice try
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it was only a paragraph, what was SO big about it?
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