DOH!!!
*note the following is not directed at women, it is simply told like this so the joke can go as it goes*
A man and a woman were driving down the same highway in oposite directions and all of a sudden they collided, totalling both cars,
yet amasingly, both people were unscathed by the accident, they both got out of theyre cars and walked over to each other, the woman says to the man " wow, thats amazing! do you think this could be some sign, liek maybe you and i are destined to be together?"
the man replies " i beleive it is! this is amazing!" the woman says " you know, since neither of us caused this, we are both gonna get in trouble for it" the man says yes i know, but that doesnt matter now thta we have each other!" the woman noddingly agress and goes back to her car, gets out a bottle of champagne and walks back over to the man " here, let us drink to our new found love!" the man grabs the bottle, and chugs half of it, then hands it to the woman, she then takes the bottle, pours it all over his head, pops the cork back in, and hands it back to the man, the man shocked asks the woman "what do you think your doing?" the woman replies " waiting until the police arrive to figure out whos to blame for this"
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after my little disclaimer, but i get what your saying 
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