Some interesting definitions...

[skylight]

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through “the minds of either”.

Dictionary
The only place where success comes before work.

College
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.

Classic
A book which people praise, but do not read.

Etc...
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Conference Room
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens, and everybody disagrees later on.

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and woman gains her master's.

Rumor
News that travels at travel at the speed of sound.

Worry
Interest paid on trouble before it falls due.

Experience
The name men give to their mistakes.

Yawn
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Tears
The hydraulic force by which masculine power is defeated by feminine power.

Atomic Bomb
An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Diplomat
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Optimist
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Pessimist
A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO, instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.

Miser
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Father
A banker provided by nature.

Criminal
A guy no different from the rest...except that he got caught.

Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Doctor
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

[tarimindello]

I like those definitions. I wish I had more to add but I can't think of any right now.

[unbreakable]

I like the etc.... one

[Krizzygurl1991]

me too.....maybe its cuz i always use it...let me try one!

Teacher
Some one you get caught passing notes but you never learn anything.

hows that?i thougth it was bad!lol

[hype]

forum: place for spamming!!

[soul]

lol those defenitions are great really

[etherkye]

not so sure about the forum one from hype. and teachers are people get paid to do nothing. just like builders :P

[Morrison]

nice ones. some are true.

[etherkye]

i thouh they were all true

[Bam]

Originally Posted by etherkye

not so sure about the forum one from hype. and teachers are people get paid to do nothing. just like builders :P

oh how wrong you are.