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05 Dec 2004, 15:34
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Taxi Driver
A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up
on the footpath, missed a biker, scraped a fire hydrant, and stopped just 3 centimetres from a department store shop window.
For a 3 seconds everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver slowly turned around and said, "Look lady, don't ever do that again. You scared the living daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn't realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
The driver replied, "Sorry, it's not really your fault. Today is my first day as a taxi driver. I've been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years."
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05 Dec 2004, 17:51
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Re: Taxi Driver
poor man 
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07 Dec 2004, 11:07
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Re: Taxi Driver
I think I have heard this one before, but it never gets old. That would freak me out too, thinking your driving a herse and all of a sudden you get tapped on the shoulder :\
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09 Dec 2004, 06:58
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Re: Taxi Driver
heh odd o_O
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15 Jan 2005, 03:18
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Re: Taxi Driver
i would keep a 12 gauge under the seet in those occasions.
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07 Feb 2005, 02:33
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Re: Taxi Driver
that was kind of stupid
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09 Feb 2005, 09:32
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Re: Taxi Driver
hahahahaha thats was sorta funny i guess
what ever i mean its a little but not the funniest not nearly!
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09 Feb 2005, 17:37
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Re: Taxi Driver
i thought it was hilarious when i first heard it, i have heard it before but like scout said, doesnt get old
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09 Feb 2005, 18:41
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Re: Taxi Driver
lol any one would jump at that lol i have never heard it before its good
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09 Feb 2005, 22:37
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Re: Taxi Driver
hehehe..that was funnyy.lool
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