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Punishment in heaven
Three friends die and go to heaven.
The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine, you killed a bird with a stone.''
The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine, you killed a bird with a stone.''
The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine, she killed a bird with a stone.''
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05 Dec 2004, 17:57
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Re: Punishment in heaven
you saying he ugly?
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Seven fiths of people don't understand fractions
95% of satistics are wrong
If people don't like the way i drive they should get off the sidewalk.
There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those that can't.
A survey showed that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population
http://www.quarrel.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1021
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07 Dec 2004, 10:04
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Re: Punishment in heaven
thats the point m8  |
15 Jan 2005, 03:26
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Re: Punishment in heaven
lol, now that was funny, etherkye, speed up.
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15 Jan 2005, 03:50
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Re: Punishment in heaven
me speed up? how many of these you got so far?
i was trying to reply with anouther joke.
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Seven fiths of people don't understand fractions
95% of satistics are wrong
If people don't like the way i drive they should get off the sidewalk.
There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those that can't.
A survey showed that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population
http://www.quarrel.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1021
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15 Jan 2005, 04:16
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Re: Punishment in heaven
ive gotten i think all of them. ive replied in every open thread in here  |
15 Jan 2005, 04:26
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Re: Punishment in heaven
i noticed. why?
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Seven fiths of people don't understand fractions
95% of satistics are wrong
If people don't like the way i drive they should get off the sidewalk.
There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those that can't.
A survey showed that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population
http://www.quarrel.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1021
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15 Jan 2005, 04:30
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Re: Punishment in heaven
to improve my activeness, got a problem with that? i didnt think it would be so much.
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15 Jan 2005, 04:33
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Re: Punishment in heaven
20 therds a page :P
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Seven fiths of people don't understand fractions
95% of satistics are wrong
If people don't like the way i drive they should get off the sidewalk.
There are 3 types of people, those that can count and those that can't.
A survey showed that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population
http://www.quarrel.net/forum/showthread.php?t=1021
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15 Jan 2005, 04:35
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Re: Punishment in heaven
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Originally Posted by etherkye
20 therds a page :P
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wasnt expecting around 80 threads. |
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