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Old 05 Dec 2004, 15:15
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The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine, you killed a bird with a stone.''

The same happens to the second guy. He asks why. St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine, you killed a bird with a stone.''

The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''

''Because when she was nine, she killed a bird with a stone.''
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you saying he ugly?
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thats the point m8
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lol, now that was funny, etherkye, speed up.
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me speed up? how many of these you got so far?

i was trying to reply with anouther joke.
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ive gotten i think all of them. ive replied in every open thread in here
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i noticed. why?
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to improve my activeness, got a problem with that? i didnt think it would be so much.
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20 therds a page :P
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20 therds a page :P
wasnt expecting around 80 threads.
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