Great Writer

[skylight]

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
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He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.

[etherkye]

i wondered who wrote them :P

[ScoutBot]

w00t w00t, lol darn those error messages!

[Xzaf]

Ah, so that's who made the Blue Screen of Death. One time I asked my friend who has an XBox, if they have Blue Screens of Death, and he said no. However, I think there is one somewhere in it because it's "made" by Microsoft.

[Bam]

if only linux was good for games

[ourevildictator]

so true its what happened to me...... jk lol

[arcelf]

I am going to kill that tehre righter person...
Make him replace all his messsages with good postirve ones like
Sorry we screwed up its not your faughlt you put a creditcard in the floopy drive windooze will need to restart sorry for making you angy..

[zoeker]

Well all over the world people read them and they do indeed scream, cry, howl in pain and anger... including me

[xenocacia]

on the subject of microsoft.. am i allowed to add one tiny joke here?

when bill gates' girlfriend first saw him naked, she said, "NOW i know why you called your company micro-soft."

[darius]

lol thats good