New Operating System Review

[skylight]

Wife 1.0 Software


DISCRETION ADVISED WHEN UPGRADING!
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Last year a friend of mine upgraded from Girlfriend 4.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving few system resources for other applications. He is also now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child-Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomenon was included in the product documentation, though other users have informed me that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application.

Not only that, Wife 1.0 installs itself so that it is always launched at system initialization where it can monitor all other system activity. Some applications such as PokerNite 10.3, Bachelor Party 2.5, and Pubnite 7.0 are no longer able to run in the system at all, causing the system to lockup when launched (even though these apps worked fine before).

Wife 1.0 provides no installation options. Thus, the installation of undesired plug-ins such as Mother-in-law 55.8 and the Brother-in-law Beta is unavoidable. Also, system performance seems to diminish with each passing day.

Some features my friend would like to see in the upcoming Wife 2.0:

A "Don't Remind Me Again" button.
Minimize button.
An install shield feature that allows Wife 2.0 to be installed with the option of uninstalling at any time without loss of cache and other system resources.
An option to run the network driver in "promiscuous mode" which would allow the system's Hardware Probe feature to be much more useful.
I myself wish I had decided to avoid all of the headaches associated with Wife 1.0 by sticking with Girlfriend 3.0. Even here, however, I had found many problems. Apparently you cannot install girlfriend 4.0 on top of Girlfriend 3.0. You must uninstall Girlfriend 3.0 first, otherwise the two versions of Girlfriend will have conflicts over shared use of the I/O port.

Other users have told me that this is a long-standing problem that I should have been aware of.

To make matters worse, the uninstall program for Girlfriend 3.0 doesn't work very well, leaving undesirable traces of the application in the system.

Another identified problem is that all versions of Girlfriend continually

popup annoying little messages about the advantages of upgrading to Wife 1.0.

********* BUG WARNING ***********

All users should be aware that Wife 1.0 has an undocumented bug. If you try to install Mistress 1.1 before uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will delete MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then for some reason Mistress 1.1 won't install at all, claiming insufficient resources. To avoid the aforementioned bug, try installing Mistress 1.1 on a different system and never run any file transfer applications (such as Laplink) between the two systems.

[Xzaf]

That was good ^^

[skylight]

Hmm....anyone wants to upgrade to a higher version ... or patch this software.... hehe

[Jonathan]

There is also a version of wife 1.0 called mother 2.2:

Mother 2.2:
There`s a program called Mother 2.2 hidden between the files cute 10.0 and Great_Body_90-60-90.0. This function comes with several problems as littlekidjumpingaround.bug 2.6 and nomore-Ill_go_out_tonight 12.0. Systems I_need_a_break 254c and drinkingnight 5.5 don`t become corrupted temporarily, instead the bug of changing_pampers 9 ends tv_football_season.jpg while running it. Tv.jpg is changed to cartoons.gif 24/7 unless you delete the file while Mother 2.2 is in "shopping_money_memory.gone 10.0" mode. You should make a re-programed copy with the code:

if(global_money-=1); 
{
  tell=false;
}

Which in delphi programing means:

I`ll give you a dollar if you don`t tell

Friends.meeting is canceled untill sunday. Mother 2.2 can get into "mad_mode.evil 24/3 no-talk" if you let the_kid.problem 1.1 alone. Memory 'money' becomes into "bankrupcy 0.1" because of the 'mall' menu where primary source HP-Father can`t control unless it uses the "I don`t have any money" function. Buttons such as "Beer" and "Dinner Tonight" turn into "Help Me With The Child" and "Go Buy Milk AT 2:00 a.m.". Programs such as Divorce.antivirus can`t remove Mother 2.2 completelly, it lefts behind the unremovable virus called child_support.exe_virus and monthly_money.more_virus. Soon the whole system will have memory "money" crashes and kids_over_weekends.problem 125154.2.

Warning: Dont accept the puppy_dogface.moreproblems 6.0 comand while running Girlfriend 3.0 and/or 4.0 in marryme.nextweek 5.6 program. It automatically downloads and installs wife 1.0 with the Mother 2.2 perfectioned programs. Wimen Inc. Is developing Mother 3.0 with fixed bugs that can alter the "I don`t have any money" function and auto deletes it. Luckily Men Association is moving on with the combined power of Dell-FFather and primary source H-P Father.

[skylight]

Hehe.....

[weirdkitten]

v.v i used to think these things were funny until i got adware(nothing in common i know) but it gives me bad memories of searching through all those evil files. arg, lol

Meow

[skylight]

i always hit by spyware and virus. now i install anti-virus and i selectively choose good programs to install and always be cautious on the website that prompt you to install plugin.

I do research on the net to make sure it is safe, then i install.

[Jonathan]

That`s a good thing! I always end up having problems with my compu., I should take that in consideration!

[sassymouth05]

im sorry but yall lost me on the first post!lol what is girlfriend or wife 1.0 or w/e?

[weirdkitten]

a funny thing to make fun of wives and computer geeks at the same time. lol. but mostly complaining about wives or girlfrineds, lol i think there is one about boyfriends some where on the site, lol

Meow