[kekimi]

Here`s an old one:
A bear and a hare meet up with a fairy:
"You grand you three wishes each!" says the fairy.

the bear starts: "I wish for all bears in this wood to become female!"
"granted!"
then comes the hare: "I want to have a motorbike."
"granted!"says the fairy smiling.

second wish for the bear: "Only this wood is not enough!
I want all bears in the whole country to become female!"
"granted!"
"And I want to have a helmet, please." says the hare.

"Now this is your last wish, so choose carefully!" the fairy reminds them.

"Is that so? Then I wish for all bears in the whole world to become female!
That should give me enough opportunities for my whole life!" says the bear grinning.
The hare puts on his helmet,
sits down on the motorbike,
starts it and calls out: "I wish the bear was gay!"