[Kaisu]

I advised a friend of mine to turn down a guy that we all knew wanted to date her but hadn't asked yet. So, one day, he swaggers up (one of those guys with the baggy pants, polo shirts and fake bling who goes around sayin' "If I wasn't white 'n all, I'd be spittin up on BET, yo") and says "Yo baby, how bouts you-n-me head up to da mall 'n hit a movie 'r sumtin, whatchu say huh?"

So she looks at me and goes "Did you hear something? I swear to god, the mosquitos come out earlier every year" and with she starts spraying "OFF!" all over the place and very obviously makes sure to get plenty right in the guy's face. She then proceeds to walk away and say "Ok, I think it's gone".

I had more trouble than usual keeping a straight face.